Donnerstag, 13. Mai 2004
:-)
mr. x, 01:37h
Nach...http://www.laughlab.co.uk/
Aussage...der 2. lustigste Witz überhaupt....
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes"
replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says.
"Someone has stolen our tent!"
Aussage...der 2. lustigste Witz überhaupt....
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes"
replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says.
"Someone has stolen our tent!"
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spiritofhope,
Donnerstag, 13. Mai 2004, 13:55
Kenn ich und find ihn auch immer wieder amüsant *g*
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mr. x,
Donnerstag, 13. Mai 2004, 18:13
Kennst...
...die Story mit "Timbuktu"?
Welche ja nicht jugendfrei ist?
Wenn man sie aus dem Englischen übersetzt?
*chchch*
Ich werde es hier mal versuchen:
(ACHTUNG: ab 18! Jüngere nicht weiterlesen!!!)
;-)
*mememestimmbänderübung*
*hüstel*
Also:
Es fand mal ein kleiner Wettbewerb zwischen
zwei großen Dichtern statt, welche sich versuchten,
in Witz und Wortgewalt zu übertreffen.
Um ihre jeweilige Spontanität zu unterstreichen forderten sie das Publikum auf...ihnen ein Wort zu geben,
welches sie dann in das Gedichtchen einbauen.
Das Wort war "Timbuktu".
Der erste überlegte nicht lang und fing an:
"Slowly across a desert land
a desert like a see of sand,
a caravan was walking through
on its way to Timbuktu"
Applaus.
Der andere lachte und meinte:
"Tim and I on hunting went,
we met three girls in a sleeping tent,
they were three and we were two,
so I bucked one and Timbuktu."
*hihihi*
Welche ja nicht jugendfrei ist?
Wenn man sie aus dem Englischen übersetzt?
*chchch*
Ich werde es hier mal versuchen:
(ACHTUNG: ab 18! Jüngere nicht weiterlesen!!!)
;-)
*mememestimmbänderübung*
*hüstel*
Also:
Es fand mal ein kleiner Wettbewerb zwischen
zwei großen Dichtern statt, welche sich versuchten,
in Witz und Wortgewalt zu übertreffen.
Um ihre jeweilige Spontanität zu unterstreichen forderten sie das Publikum auf...ihnen ein Wort zu geben,
welches sie dann in das Gedichtchen einbauen.
Das Wort war "Timbuktu".
Der erste überlegte nicht lang und fing an:
"Slowly across a desert land
a desert like a see of sand,
a caravan was walking through
on its way to Timbuktu"
Applaus.
Der andere lachte und meinte:
"Tim and I on hunting went,
we met three girls in a sleeping tent,
they were three and we were two,
so I bucked one and Timbuktu."
*hihihi*
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